All I need to know about life...
...I've learned from Spuffy or BtVS in general.
This section of the site is not to be taken all too seriously but mainly to lighten up some of your daily-life situations. They sure do mine.
#1 If you have a guy that loves you so much, don't make him get a soul for you. He'll end up crazy in the school basement.
#2 Remember to keep Mr.Pointy at hand in case your ex stops by.
#3 Never have sex with a robot that looks like the girl you love and let yourself get caught in the act...unless you want Xander to get a fit.
#4 Don't chain her up and no matter what happens, don't threaten to have your ex bite her - doesn't work, trust me.
#5 Spells might make you want to marry someone, they don't make you fall in love with that person.
#6 No sex on the balcony at the Bronze, unless you want Xander to get another fit if he finds that one out
#7 Getting tortured by a hell god gets you her attention and gratitude, but it's pretty darn painful.
#8 Cheekbones are sexy, cardboard is not.
#9 Push-ups are seldom done naked and nobody buys that excuse, unless you're Xander.
#10 When your love tells you to tell them you love them, do it. Fast
#11 Even if she says you can, it's not a good idea to eat your girlfriends dog.
#12 Being nasty to a girl will always make her be your girlfriend.
#13 When you hit someone repeatedly, they're usually not very nice to you when you see them again.
#14 Yelling does not get the TV turned on.
#15 Asking for help at your true enemy’s house will probably result in you being tied up.
#16 Ex- boyfriends tend to be pissed off and annoyingly sarcastic when they catch you with their former girl.
#17 Making robot girlfriends is kind of pathetic, not a bold, romantic gesture.
#18 Not dying your hair is sexy.
#19 If you try to rape someone’s sister, don't expect them to resume their crush on you.
#20 If you’re looking for a love spell, you’ll probably just run into a Former- Vengeance- Demon- Then- Turned- Human- Who- Fell- In- Love- And- Then- Got- Stomped- On- And- Is- Starting- To- Return- To- Her- Vengeance- Doing- Days, instead.
#21 Going crazy isn’t a turn on. For most people. We’re excluding me.
#22 Being incredibly sweet will make the object of your affection go soft, at least for a few minutes.
#23 If your Grandpa betrays you, it's okay to punch him in the face.
#24 American accents are horrible things to try to fake.
#25 Don’t be ashamed to break into spontaneous song. It’s cool.
#26 Telling someone that they love you does not make it true. No matter how much that sucks.
#27 You're not supposed to talk about eating people in the house, she never said anything about actually doing it, right?
#28 Muscle cramps inside someone's pants, especially in that region are anatomically impossible. But can be lots of fun when used properly...
#29 Why still having candles around for illumination when you are a highly flammable vampire and lots of electricity is available for say the telly, the fridge...
#30 Being love's bitch is okay, as long as you're man enough to admit it. Besides, you'll always end up being it again.
#31 The fact that you look hot doesn't mean it's healthy for you to sleep outside where you can burst into flames very easily as soon as the sun comes up.
#32 You've always been bad? Tell me another one!
#33 Loosing your memory can make you become Angel, only with having to wear a hideous suit and no hair gel.
#34 "Bite me" is a very dangerous thing to say. It can actually happen.
#35 There's more ways than just demolition works to bring down a house.
#36 De-Nile is not just a river in Egypt, it runs through sunny Sunny-D as well.
#37 Always wear protection - around your neck in case you're planning a One-Bite-Stand.
#38 You don't need to have a soul to be a good guy. It just doesn't believe you anyone without the bloody thing!
(#10-26 submitted by Kryptonite1221, thank you so much for those!!)
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