B is for burgeoning
by Belladonna
“Hey, you…”
-“Who, me?”
“Yeah, you. I have something for you, Starsk.”
-“For me?”
“Shhh! Not so loud.”
-“Okay, what is it?”
“Not here, come downstairs. I wanna show you something.”
-“Alright, we're here. You look like somebody we'd have arrested, so why are you wearing that coat?”
…
-“You wanted to show me your burgeoning erection?”
“Shhh! Not so loud.”
-“You called me down to show me your burgeoning erection?”
“Exactly.”
-“You called me downstairs, away from finishing that report Dobey has
barked for, to flash me?”
“Yup.”
-“Now what, you showed me yours I’ll show you mine?”
“Precisely.”