Career options
by Belladonna
„Hey Hutch, have you read the arrest report from those two goons we got
in that store today?“
-“Yeah, made for some interesting reading. So?“
„Well, I know now what I can do if I'm no longer a cop on the force one
day.“
-“Didn't we want to rob banks in Bolivia together?“
„Yeah, that's what we could do, but I was talking about me.“
-“Thinking of leaving me already and we haven't even retired yet?“
„What? No, I was just waging my options, that's all.“
-“Okay, I'll bite. So what do you want to do in that case?“
„I could join the Village People.“
-“Why in the world would you do that, Starsk? If they're even still around
then. And don't tell me that the arrest report made you do it...“
„Well, the arrest report did give me the idea...“
-“And what about me?“
„I hate to tell ya, buddy, but they already have a Cowboy. But they don't
have an Arab yet.“