Author: BellaDonna
Story Title: The Christmas Special
Gen or Slash: slash
Rating: PG
Complete or WIP: complete
Category: drabble, humor
Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me, I'm just using them to create a story for fun. No copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: written for the annual S&H advent calendar from the me_and_thee_100 drabble challenge, using prompt „Christmas“
Summary: It's the annual Christmas Special

The Christmas Special
by Belladonna

Next week on Starsky & Hutch, it's the big Christmas Special.
Look forward to a wonderful episode with...

What do you mean there's no Christmas Special? No spiking of the eggnog by Huggy, no Dobey dressed up as Santa, no sweet scene underneath the mistletoe for the boys? No tender kiss?

That's it, I quit!

Oh, so there is something Christmas-y next week, just not like that?
No Santa Dobey, no mistletoe. You sure that's a real Christmas episode?

Fine, I'll announce that one instead. Still, I think they could've at least given us that mistletoe kiss. It's Christmas, damnit.