Disco Stick
by Belladonna

„Want some candy, stranger? I promise it'll melt in your mouth and not in your hand.“

-“What is this, bad pick up lines day, Starsk?“

„Hey, they weren't that bad, were they?“

-“If I need to tell you that, maybe you should think of a different one.“

„Okay, how about this one. Hey stranger, wanna take a ride on my disco stick?“

-“Starsky, as far as bad pick up lines go, this one has got to be the worst.“

„Doesn't mean you wouldn't wanna do it, Hutch.“

-“You got me there. Ready to take me out for a spin?“

„Always.“