Author: BellaDonna
Story Title: Entertainment Tonight
Gen or Slash: gen
Rating: PG
Complete or WIP: complete
Category: drabble, humor
Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me, I'm just using them to create a story for fun. No copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: alightly altered but inspired by a personal experience watching Bloodbath for the first time, challenge response for me_and_thee_100 #32 'Simon Marcus'
Summary: Welcome to an exclusive look behind the scenes...

Entertainment Tonight
by Belladonna

Welcome to an exclusive look behind the scenes of your favourite show on television. We're here to get a chance of watching the crew at work for the latest episode of Starsky&Hutch.

Todays shot will be at a warehouse where Hutch finds the followers of a crazed cult leader that have taken Starsky hostage in exchange for their imprisoned leader, hoping they can tell him where they're keeping his partner.

What the...?
Why are they chanting about semen? I thought this wasn't the shooting of the porn version but the real show?

Oh, his name is Simon. My bad.