Even worse
by Belladonna
„I'm ugly, Starsk. I mean, look at me, I'm huge. I look like a hippo.“
-“Uh, well you are eating for two so you might have gained a little weight...“
„Are you telling me that I'm fat?“
-“What! No, I mean, I'm just saying that you are bound to have gained
a little weight with...whatever it is you have in there. That's all.“
„Oh, okay.“
-“Phew.“
„And I don't have anything to wear, nothing fits me with this. I'm sick
and tired of wearing those loose pants and bowling shirts all the time. Do you
think somebody's noticed?“
-“I'm sure if they have they are too tactful to even mention it. Besides,
you might be setting a new fashion statement there with them, Hutch.“
„Alright, but I hope this'll be over soon. I can't even see my dick anymore
when I'm peeing. I really miss seeing it. If I couldn't feel it when I'm touching
myself, I wouldn't even know it's still there.“
-“Well, I can assure you it is still there, don't worry about that, Hutch.
It's just that with your bigger belly you're having problems seeing it.“
„So you are saying that I'm fat, Starsky!“
-“Oh boy.“