Author: BellaDonna
Story Title: Even worse
Gen or Slash: gen
Rating: G
Complete or WIP: complete
Category: double drabble, crackfic, mpreg
Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me, I'm just using them to create a story for fun. No copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: inspired by a now drabble series from true_brit on me_and_thee_100, not posted challenge response for me_and_thee_100 #10 'mother'. companion piece for „Now that's weird, even for him“. For better understanding you should at least read her first one „What happens on Vega...“
Summary: Are you telling me that I'm fat?

Even worse
by Belladonna

„I'm ugly, Starsk. I mean, look at me, I'm huge. I look like a hippo.“
-“Uh, well you are eating for two so you might have gained a little weight...“
„Are you telling me that I'm fat?“
-“What! No, I mean, I'm just saying that you are bound to have gained a little weight with...whatever it is you have in there. That's all.“
„Oh, okay.“
„And I don't have anything to wear, nothing fits me with this. I'm sick and tired of wearing those loose pants and bowling shirts all the time. Do you think somebody's noticed?“
-“I'm sure if they have they are too tactful to even mention it. Besides, you might be setting a new fashion statement there with them, Hutch.“
„Alright, but I hope this'll be over soon. I can't even see my dick anymore when I'm peeing. I really miss seeing it. If I couldn't feel it when I'm touching myself, I wouldn't even know it's still there.“
-“Well, I can assure you it is still there, don't worry about that, Hutch. It's just that with your bigger belly you're having problems seeing it.“
„So you are saying that I'm fat, Starsky!“
-“Oh boy.“