Red Torino Syndrome
by Belladonna
„This is so terrible!!“
-“Please calm down, Starsky.“
„But it's so horrible...“
-“So what is it?“
„What?“
-“That horrible thing.“
„Somebody is going to die this season!!!“
-“???“
„I saw the scripts, it said it right there.“
-“Are you sure you haven't read it wrong?“
„Yes, um I mean no. I know it's gonna be me. I'm wearing the red shirt!!!“
-“That's my shirt, dummy. You've borrowed it and forgot to give it back
- again. 'Sides, you're one of the main characters, you can't die. Let me see
what the scripts say.“
...
„Oh no!! They'll kill the Torino! Bastards!“