Gen or Slash: gen
Complete or WIP: complete
Category: drabble, humor, crack
Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me, I'm just using them to create a story for fun. No copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: challenge response for me_and_thee_100 #40 'shoes', just a little on the crack-y side
Summary: You know what I've always wondered...
„You know what I've always wondered?“
-“Please enlighten us.“
„How someone, who drives such an abomination for a car, can wear such nice shoes.“
„Of the car? Please! Why would I be jealous of such a hunk of scrap-metal on wheels... Oh, you mean the shiny shoes? Nope, not jealous at all.“
-“Bet you'd love it to be shiny yourselves, soft dark leather instead of plain blue synthetic fiber.“
„I like what I am just fine. Just 'cause you're Hutch's shoes don't mean you need to be acting all prissy about it. We're cult sneakers. So there.“