To the top
by Belladonna
“I’m not sure I’m the right person for this.”
-“Trust me, you’re perfect, Starsky.”
“But why me? I mean, I know I have the best asset for it…”
-“Oh, boy.”
“…but didn’t Sugar have a different outfit for me to go undercover
in?”
-“You’d better not get under cover with anybody there.”
“Very funny, Hutch. You’re not the one who’s going into the
Green Parrot tonight as a dancer with your bare ass hanging out of your pants.
Do these even qualify as pants?”
-“You’ll do just fine. Just remember one thing. Your bottom will
get you to the top.”