Author: BellaDonna
Story Title: Twilight
Gen or Slash: slash
Rating: PG
Complete or WIP: complete
Category: double drabble, humor
Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me, I'm just using them to create a story for fun. No copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: challenge response for me_and_thee_100 #36 'gloaming', apologies to the Twilight saga for inspiring me to this crack
Summary: Would you still love me if I'd been turned into a vampire...

by Belladonna

„Would you still love me if I'd been turned into a vampire?“

-“What?“ „I've been thinking about this ever since the Nadasy case. He really loved her, wanted get her back so badly. Even if it meant becoming a vampire.“

-“Starsk, he wasn't a vampire, he was just a nutcase believing to be a vampire. And, just pretend that he really was one, she wasn't. That would be like the butcher cuddling with a lamb.“

„You know, in some states...“

-“Don't even go there!“

„You haven't answered my question.“

-“Okay, I'll bite...“

„That would be my job.“

-“If you don't want a serious answer, fine.“

„Sorry, please go on.“

-“I would still love you. Fangs and all. Satisfied?“

„Good to know that, because...“

-“You're not telling me you believe you're a vampire!“

„Nooo, but I thought we could roleplay. I mean we have the right setting, sitting here in the gloaming...“

-“You know that word? I'm impressed.“

„... I could be a vampire, you'd be either my innocent victim about to get bitten or a fierce hunter about to stake me. The second one sounds real enticing...“

-“For God's sake, Starsky. Can't we just have normal sex like every other couple?“