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Author’s notes: This is just something short and fun for in between that my mind cooked up in the middle of school.
Spoilers: Up to the end of Season 6, sort of
Ten little Slayerettes
by Belladonna
Ten little Slayerettes
One a Slayer also,
Got killed come end of Season Two
That leaves us with nine to go.
Nine little Slayerettes
One part time was a wolf,
Then his girlfriend woke up gay one night
To find his inner peace he’s gone, now probably playing golf.
Eight little Slayerettes
A vamp was next to go,
He’s souled and broody all the time
Now they gave him his own show.
Seven little Slayerettes
One thought that she could act,
Got a job as professional seer instead
With zero fame and that’s a fact.
Six little Slayerettes
What’s this, another Slayer?
Went rogue and killed and is now in jail,
Before Xander did her once; our glorified bricklayer.
Five little Slayerettes
It’s time to go now for the watcher
Which one you ask, ‘cause there’s been two
Doesn’t matter though, by now they both left for career.
Four little Slayerettes
This witch came to them the last
Her girlfriend’s really powerful
Should she die it won’t be without a real huge blast.
Three little Slayerettes
How Anya loves sex and all her money
A former vengeance demon she was
Got left before the altar now, by her very own honey.
Two little Slayerettes
That leaves another vamp,
Who really is to die for see,
Just towel clad, his hair still shower damp.
One little Slayerette
Died twice now, went to heaven.
Was revived and woke up normal again
Was her life just a dream?
Zero little Slayerettes
What a stupid verse for the end
Wait up until new Season Seven
There you’ll get new Slayerettes to spend.